Hello… I Must Be Going

Dear Friends, Family and Followers,

This is my Farewell to the Troops speech. Why, you ask? Because, well, what we have here is a failure to communicate.

Based on overall traffic and feedback (or serious lack thereof), the site does not seem to be achieving its original goal (of making iSensei insanely wealthy and famous). Or at least getting enough people’s attention to share what was hopefully useful information.

Our recent plea for feedback and comments on the survival of the site kind of sealed the deal. Getting virtually zero response (except, of course, from Acolyte Número Uno – thanks, Bruce) pretty much settled the issue of whether this is a good use of my most precious non-renewable resource, TIME.

That doesn’t mean it wasn’t a rewarding experience for both you and me but it does mean there aren’t enough of you to continue this venture.

I plan on leaving the more durable information up here for a while but I will not be posting anything new. I always hate it when I see blogs that simply stop without any closer or explanation. Feels disrespectful to your readers. Maybe that’s just me, though. Just thought you should know what the deal was.

Either way, thanks for listening and I want to wish all of you the best damn 2013 you ever had!

Until next time…

Yer Most Obedient & Humble Servant,

iSensei (AKA Richard Bruning)

Disastrous Area

A report from a non-power, non-internet zone
by Richard Bruning

Six weeks ago or so, I (iSensei) wrote about my frustrations and concerns over life without the internet. At that time it was a relatively simple (albeit challenging) matter of the Verizon router acting weird. Last week, many of us experienced a much more profound version of that problem, which, at the time of this writing (8 days later) Verizon FiOS and its attendant offshoots of cable TV, landline phones and internet service are all basically kaput. And
the cause, of course, is the monster/super/deadly storm named Sandy (what an innocuous name for such a potent annihilator).

Interestingly, the service that in the past seemed the most essential was (landline) phone service. This time around, with cell towers still up and running, if you’ve got a charge on your cellphone, you’ve got communications. The landline becomes moot. And if you’ve got a smartphone (e.g. an iPhone), you’ll have internet service also. With an iPad offering cellular service, you’ve not only have the ability to still use the internet fairly comprehensively but even the option to watch films or TV/video on it. Although not anywhere as exacting an experience, it’s amazing to think it can partially replace all three primary services. There are even app/paid services – we have LINE 2 – that allows one to use your iPad (with cellular option) as a telephone too.

We’re VERY fortunate here at iSensei HQ that we did not lose power, as most of our neighbors did and many are still without. Some without hot water too. Ugh. We’ve happily become a central resource for friends needing to charge their devices, take a shower or even sleep overnight. Watching this storm unfold in all the areas around us, some to virtual total destruction, has been a very sobering and humbling experience. Seeing people’s homes trashed like balsa wood model kits, flood waters up to the second floor and giant trees smashed over like snapped pencils creates a true sense of vulnerability and makes one realize how all our grand plans are but dust in the face of extraordinary/abnormal weather. (But, hey, as many Conservatives like to say, this climate change stuff is just a bunch of hoohah)

As a country we simply do not have the infrastructure to deal with this kind of weather, any more than we did almost exactly one year ago when devastating ice storms buffeted our end of the world. Powerlines still hang delicately in the air, intertwining trees, sewage and drain systems with a fraction of the capacity needed and civil disaster planning adequate for the 1920s. Water levels in NY, at least, are rising at a formerly unimaginable rate, yet most of the large commercial (as well as private) generators sit uselessly below ground/water level. Power substations also are easily submerged.

And folks, when you throw all of us, whose lives are built around easy and essential access to electricity, into the dark, there are many who revert quickly to a less civilized state. It was frightening to see and hear reports of looters breaking into homes, many still occupied by helpless people.

Our government leaders dither around the problems, using actual disasters as political coin. Some rise to the occasion, but what we need now, as a country, is a non-partisan long-term vision for rebuilding our deteriorating and under-powered infrastructure, ill suited for contemporary needs. Yes, these a Big Expensive projects but that is exactly what we need, and more importantly, what we MUST have. It’s not an option. Unfortunately, it’s hard for us to imagine undertaking something as big as the National Highway System of the 50s, but that transformed the country and its future. In New Jersey/New York, we couldn’t even get the already-in-progress and much needed additional access tunnel for the (way) over capacity Lincoln Tunnel (Thanks Gov. Christie). He said we could not afford it yet projects like this offer short and long term employment and economic growth. We’ve become a country that, at best, plans for the next four years.

There are those who say/hope that the troublesome weather of the recent past will wake up people and politicians to the need for long-term planning and development of not just another giant skyrise but utilities and infrastructure improvements that will prevent us from being thrown into another very deadly and debilitating black hole.

PS: While writing this the power went out. Let’s hope that condition does not last. And I hate to think what impact all of this will have on Election Day. Ah well…

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iSensei will return for his irregularly scheduled postings as soon as this $h!t clears up!

iPad Mini and LOTS More!

When iSensei said, in a recent post, that Apple had “a little more to show” us,  he couldn’t have been more wrong. They had A TON of new stuff to show us. And, in a big turnaround from all the leaks that sprouted prior to the release of iPhone 5, many of these announcements today were pretty much complete surprises. And and, it was as much Mac news as iPad. Let’s run them down, shall we? We’ll also note how surprised we were to see them. iPad mini

  • iPad mini(not surprised)
    Gorgeous little sucker. 7.9″ diagonal screen. 1024 x 768 resolution. That’s the same as the pre-Retina display iPad 2, but at the smaller size, looks amazing. Light and easy to hold. As expected, the new smaller Lightning connector. Available in Wifi and WiFi/LTE. 16, 32 and 64 GB storage. Starts at $329. As usual for Apple, not cheap, but it feels and performs like the premium product it is. Pre-order starting October 26. WiFi models available Nov. 2, WiFi+Cellular mid-November.
  • iPad 4 - (trés surprised)
    Yes, they’ve already phased out “the New iPad” (3) with a similar but upgraded model! After only 8 months the iPad 3 is – poof – gone! New one has same price structure (starts at $499), more carriers (Sprint, finally), LTE+Cellular. Lightning connector, much faster chip/processor, advanced WiFi. (Not sure when this comes out. Unclear on Apple.com) It’s nice but no need to upgrade if you have the 3rd generation, we say. Oh, but get this: the iPad 2 is still available! From $399 and up. Mac mini with monitor
  • Mac mini(a little surprised. thought they forgot they made this)
    Not exactly the Black Sheep of the family. We just don’t see a lot of these around. It’s basically a Mac without the monitor, squeezed into a little box. Nice upgrade tho: Double the speed, Thunderbolt and USB 3 connectors. (You’re going to see USB 3 in all Macs going forward. USB 3 is VERY snappy. Uses same plug as USB 2 so older stuff will work just fine. Goes for $599. Actually, that and an inexpensive monitor of most any brand gives you the cheapest possible Mac desktop setup. Available today.
  • MacBook Pro 13″ (not too surprised)
    It was inevitable. The little brother to the spectacular 15″ MacBook Pro that debuted in June. This new one also has that amazing Retina screen. It’s now the thinnest, lightest and most powerful laptop on the planet. (The Air is thinner but not as powerful, y’see? This is the best combination of all those attributes) Nicely done, with an HDMI port, 2 USB 3 ports, 2 Thunderbolts and an SD card slot. Starts at $1699. Actually, the 13″ is only a little more than 1/2 lb heavier than the same size MacBook Air! (How thin are all these things going to be in 5 years?!) Interestingly, you can still buy the previous generation MacBook Pro, at a much cheaper price ($1199), non-Retina, heavier 13″ & 15″ models. Skinny iMac
  • iMac (gotta say, didn’t see this coming. there were rumors but…)
    Suh-weet!
    as the kids used to say. I think. Damn, this sucker is beautiful. Super thin! Less than half the volume of the previous model. 5mm at the edges, swells slightly towards the center of the back. The front and back of this are bonded together molecularly! Soon as it was shown, iSensei shouts: “No more Optical Drive!” Not out of joy, just that it explained how it could be so mad-thin. (Separate USB Superdrives are available for $79 if you really need one.) Uses half as much energy as the previous when idling. Yes, faster as all heck. The coolest thing is the new Fusion Drive concept. It mixes the speed of a solid state drive with the capacity of a traditional hard drive, while delivering speeds almost as fast if it was all solid state. Very impressive. 21.5″ model starts at only $1299, available in November. Monster 27″ starts at $1799, out in December. iSensei’s gonna have to have a long talk with Santa soon.

So, all in all, a very jam-packed presentation. Apple has revamped virtually its entire line of products in the last year. They are NOT slowing down. If anything, with the sooner-than-expected release of the iPad 4, it shows they intend to leave no breathing room for the competition. Macs sales have exceeded growth vs PCs for the last six years. The iPhone 5 is the fast-selling electronic consumer device ever. And, get this, 91% of ALL mobile web traffic is done on an Apple mobile device. As Apple’s delightful Head of Marketing Phil Schiller says: “They’re no longer even in our rear view mirror.” Apple stays strong, Steve. You’d be proud.

Troubleshooting Your Mac, Part 2

Continuing our in-depth look at how to fix your troublesome Mac, we go deeper with our potential solutions. This list is being integrated into the master solution database at iSensei’s Mac Emergency Room.

Run Disk Utility

Select your main drive in the lefthand column (as it’s named, not the model name and capacity above it). Select Repair Disk Permissions (yes, you could select Verify Disk Permissions first, but why bother?) Let it run. It could take a few minutes or longer. Be patient. Hopefully, at the end it will say “permissions repair complete”. If not, try running it again. Then quit and restart. This repairing permissions option isn’t a bad thing to run every once in a while anyway. You can help clean up little glitches that get introduced into the system from installing and uninstalling software.

Deactivate AntiVirus software

Now the debate still rages on as whether or not it’s worth it for Macs to even run one of these. There have been a few threats but they’re still relatively miniscule. The choice is up to you but I have found that AV software can be problematic. For example, if you’re not careful, it can make the installation of new software difficult. I recently had a different problem. I started having serious problems with my iMac where I kept getting the cursed spinning wheel all the time and couldn’t do anything until it went away. This was months after I had installed an AV program. (I was trying out Intego Virus Barrier X6). After experimenting with a whole lot of my own solutions unsuccessfully a friend recommended I get rid of the AV software. And that did it. The problem went away. Your mileage may vary.

Disconnect all external devices

We’re talking about scanners, printers, external hard drives, mice & keyboard. You will need to shut down first, obviously. Then unplug the Mac from the back. (this last step we’re talking iMacs primarily here, not MacBooks). Hold in the power button for 10 seconds. This “flushes out” the Mac’s system. Reconnect the power, mouse and keyboard and start up again without any additional devices plugged in. Test the system and see how it works. If everything is copacetic, try reintroducing the other external devices one at a time. This way you may find out whether the problem is caused by one of them.

Use Recovery Mode

Restart with the Option key held down. In 10.8 (Mountain Lion) you get the option of booting off your regular hard drive (“Macintosh HD” or whatever you’ve renamed it) or a built-in, and normally hidden “Recovery” Disk. From the popup there select which WiFi network to use. Choose the one you usually use and enter the password. Now select Recovery Disk. Chose language (English, perhaps?). The new window, OS X Utilities, is where you chose what work you need done.

Options are: 1] Restore from Time Machine Backup (you HAVE been backing up, right??), 2] Reinstall OS X, your operating system, 3] Get Help Online and 4] Disk Utility.
Best thing to do at this stage is select 4] Disk Utility and follow directions above under Run Disk Utility. After you’ve done that, quit Disk Utility. That will take you back to the previous window. If all seems well now, quit OS X Utilities, select your hard drive and Restart.

The other options are fairly self-explanatory. If your hard drive is really messed up then Option 1 may be what you need to do, but I wouldn’t do that until I had tried everything else. It can be very time-consuming. Option 2 isn’t as severe a choice as it may sound and is often helpful when other tricks don’t work. And Option 3 is obviously where you would look for answers to your questions. Your particular circumstances will undoubtedly vary.

Create a New user Account

Try creating a secondary account by going through System Preferences>Users & Groups. It’s pretty easy to do but we’ll walk you thru it. Unlock the little lock icon in the lower left-hand corner of Users & Groups, click on the plus sign and put in your Full Name and a distinctive Account name. Use a password if you like. Select Create User. Close out Users & Groups.
Your original account name should appear in the upper right-hand corner of the Main menu near the magnifying glass. Select your new account name from the drop-down menu and start testing things out in this new environment.
See if you can recreate your problem or behavior. Possibly your primary account has gotten corrupted somehow. (it’s happened to iSensei… but then what problem hasn’t??) If the new account has no problems, you could just move all your documents over to the new account and use that as your primary. Don’t move any System stuff or Applications. They stay at the top level, accessible to all users. If you’re using Dropbox tho, do not drag that over. Just change the default location to the new account thru DropBox’s Preferences.

Bad RAM

By this point you must be pretty darn frustrated. All this testing and you’re still having problems. Well, if you’ve tried most of these potential solutions and the problem still has not gone away, it becomes highly likely that you may have bad RAM. Unfortunately, this is an incurable disease. No, just kidding! But it will mean taking your computer to one of those lovely Geniuses at the Apple Store and having them look at it. I have found bad RAM to be the source of a number of serious problems over the years.

RAM chips are pieces of the hardware that can be removed and replaced. They allow you to run more programs, more quickly. Guidelines? You can never have TOO much RAM. Unless all you’re doing is web browsing and email. Then, more is less.

Oh, there’s more, surely, but we’ll save that for a VERY rainy day. iSensei believes that the solution to your problems lies within the tips we’ve offered so far. Mostly. Probably. BUT, if YOU have suggestions of how to troubleshoot a Mac from your experiences, please let us know here! We’ll all be grateful.

The Official iSensei iPhone 5 Review

The Master Reveals all about the New iPhone!

A little over three weeks ago iSensei took possession of the latest and greatest from Apple, the iPhone 5. (You may have heard of it–it was even on the News one night!)

As a physical object, it barely looks manufactured. More like it was carved out of a huge chunk of metal in one piece, but with laser sharp perfection. You can hardly tell this thing has any seams. We got the black model, which is ALL black, including the buttons. The mid-section of the back is a matte slate grey (i.e. a lighter shade of black) made of anodized aluminum with a glossy black Apple icon and the word “iPhone”. Very classy!

When some prototypes and mockups of the new iPhone leaked out a few months back, this design was one of them. Surprisingly (to iSensei) the people leaving comments on that post went on about how this particular design would be the ugliest iPhone ever. Really? Now, it’s true seeing a picture of a thing and holding one in your hand makes a big difference, and seeing this final design fully executed it’s one of the sharpest designs one can imagine.Top-Back-of-iPhone5

You notice right away it’s taller, but not grotesquely so (like some of those 5-6″ Android models), and by virtue of being the same width as recent models, it feels just right in your hand. The surprise when you pick it up is the weight, or lack thereof. It feels like half the weight of the iPhone 4S, which it’s not but, by being thinner, front to back, it feels amazingly light. But not flimsy (see above). All in all, another Apple industrial design that will end up in some museum or 12.

We turn it on and what do we see? A big beautiful, vividly colored screen. The 4S’s Retina Display was a beauty but they improved the color range and saturation on this year’s model (still Retina, of course). Then you notice the FIVE tiers of icons, not four. Now it really looks tall. So now you’ve got 25% more space for apps on each screen. It helps if you have a lot of apps.iPhone-Front-Black

What’s next? Ah, yes, let’s launch an app. Zip! Well, that was fast. Overall performance is very snappy. Cellular service? Not sure what the actual difference there is between the terms, LTE and 4G, if any, but either way, it’s quite an improvement. We’re finding 4G/LTE is faster than WiFi (which is faster this time around also), so if you’re in an area with no (or weak) WiFi, the 4G will more than do the job. Web pages load fast, app downloads are quick. All in all an improved experience.

Cameras? Most excellent, as Bill & or Ted would say. The 4S’s front facing camera was a big step up but the refined lenses on this model create for even better looking images. Better stabilization on video for us shaky-handers also. FaceTime back-facing camera now does 720p video, so you look more beautiful than ever to others! Built-in Panorama is a nice feature and great for capturing those wide angle shots that give you a true sense of your environment. And very easy to use. Perfect for traveling.

Battery life is about the same as the previous model, which is pretty impressive, given they’ve packed more power into this AND put it all in a smaller case.

The little built-in speakers even sound a bit better. Oh, and they’ve done something clever with the earpiece and mic so that both you and your caller sound better to each other. We like that. Headphone jack is on the bottom, which makes sense for how most people put their phones in their pocket.

And, yes, there is the new, MUCH smaller cable connector, called Lightning (oooo!) that is a PITA from the perspective of all the old 30-pin cables we all have sitting around, but you can see that the size difference is an important development towards making the iPhone (and future models) more compact and lighter. Necessary evolution.Black-iPhone-5-bottom Like when we lost our tails. It was a drag but we got over it. Mostly. The new connector is a solid fit with the iPhone and it’s reversible so you don’t have to poke around trying to figure which side is up. Small point, yes, but it helps.

Ooops! Almost forgot about the new Earpods (‘Earbuds’ is so 2007). Definitely an improvement. Noticeably better sound, both music and phone calls. Larger inline controls, set up higher. A bit too high for iSensei but a nice upgrade overall.

Overall, yet another lovely piece of useful equipment from the World’s Kickass Technology company. And iSensei, like many others, remembers the day not ALL that long ago where the world couldn’t care less about this odd little computer company. Certainly those days are LONG gone. Keep up the good work, Apple.

Steve Jobs

Feb 24, 1955 – Oct 5, 2011

It feels strange trying to summarize my feelings about Steve Jobs. The work that he and his staff at Apple did definitely altered my life. Without the Macintosh, well, I honestly don’t know what I would have done with my spare time or creative skills. Would have been a fine life, I’m sure, but it’s hard to imagine that it would have been as exciting and engaging, and as fun and fulfilling.

Either way, much better writers than I have published thousands of words in his honor. All I can say is “Thanks, Steve.”

Steve Jobs

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